there is no end prize

for feeling really bad


no one will rescue you if you reach a certain

critical level of sadness


i hate to break it to you,

but you’ll need to start an

exercise routine


take st. john’s wort,


st. john’s wort st. john’s wort st. john’s wort


i’m trying to believe in the universe

thinking that

everything has a season or something


i’m trying but, aren’t i doing something wrong?


why do i feel like i’m not living?


About vurinstitute

Horatio Somersault is the Director and Regent Chancellor of the VUR Institute, a think tank involving some as-yet-unknown and slightly spooky manipulations of time and interdimensionality. In his spare time Somersault enjoys writing poems and fables. You can read his writings, as well as those of other VUR inhabitants, at Though he lives a wanderer's life, his hometown is a domed biome inside the water core of the moon Europa. You can follow his experiences adapting to the customs of the early 21st century on his Twitter @VURdirector and can email him at vurinstitute at gmail dot com.
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