i don’t want to believe
a single happy person has ever existed
that would be
tres embarassing
coming onto myself
i think i dropped 5 pounds just now
i think i lost some weight
in the past 5 seconds
i can’t shake it
i am going to talk myself out of it,
watch
first i must remember
the thing it feels like
to be calming down!
!
it’s like holding an accordian for a long note
it is focused while breathing
so the little goblin inside
is held in one place for a little while
i am doing this right now
i am holding down the goblin
just kidding
my head comes with
pre-installed rollercoasters
purchase today
it’s fully furnished
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Horatio Somersault is the Director and Regent Chancellor of the VUR Institute, a think tank involving some as-yet-unknown and slightly spooky manipulations of time and interdimensionality. In his spare time Somersault enjoys writing poems and fables. You can read his writings, as well as those of other VUR inhabitants, at vurinstitute.wordpress.com. Though he lives a wanderer's life, his hometown is a domed biome inside the water core of the moon Europa. You can follow his experiences adapting to the customs of the early 21st century on his Twitter @VURdirector and can email him at vurinstitute at gmail dot com.
