i don’t want to believe a single happy person

i don’t want to believe

a single happy person has ever existed

that would be

tres embarassing

coming onto myself

i think i dropped 5 pounds just now

i think i lost some weight

in the past 5 seconds

i can’t shake it

i am going to talk myself out of it,


first i must remember

the thing it feels like

to be calming down!


it’s like holding an accordian for a long note

it is focused while breathing

so the little goblin inside

is held in one place for a little while

i am doing this right now

i am holding down the goblin

just kidding

my head comes with

pre-installed rollercoasters

purchase today

it’s fully furnished


About vurinstitute

Horatio Somersault is the Director and Regent Chancellor of the VUR Institute, a think tank involving some as-yet-unknown and slightly spooky manipulations of time and interdimensionality. In his spare time Somersault enjoys writing poems and fables. You can read his writings, as well as those of other VUR inhabitants, at vurinstitute.wordpress.com. Though he lives a wanderer's life, his hometown is a domed biome inside the water core of the moon Europa. You can follow his experiences adapting to the customs of the early 21st century on his Twitter @VURdirector and can email him at vurinstitute at gmail dot com.
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