Kidnapping Lemon

it was a beautiful bro afternoon

the bros were singing in the trees

the bros were playing in the forest

one bro decided to kidnap another bro

the bro made careful kidnappy plans

he told the bro that he was about to kidnap him

then took the bro to a happy place

what’s a name for an arcade?

a happy place.

the bros arcaded.


in the pale mist of the summer

i hung out with my bros.

it was summery and cool.

bros hugging bros.

bros kissing bros.

lololololol ahhhhhhhhhhh


About vurinstitute

Horatio Somersault is the Director and Regent Chancellor of the VUR Institute, a think tank involving some as-yet-unknown and slightly spooky manipulations of time and interdimensionality. In his spare time Somersault enjoys writing poems and fables. You can read his writings, as well as those of other VUR inhabitants, at Though he lives a wanderer's life, his hometown is a domed biome inside the water core of the moon Europa. You can follow his experiences adapting to the customs of the early 21st century on his Twitter @VURdirector and can email him at vurinstitute at gmail dot com.
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