Day After Three Yuenglings

Detection: Self-esteem problems;

Cured by: listening to Open Letter by Jay Z,

Thinking non-thoughts about subversive reactions to governments

Thinking I am a bit confused about self

Example: i’d like to clean myself with a bar of soap named VUR and wash all the myself off of myself

I begin to think I don’t exist, but not in a sincere way

I think I don’t exist because I’d consider someone nonexistent as

a more accomplished and happier Zen Buddhist.

“You’re an idiot baby, you should become a student.”


About vurinstitute

Horatio Somersault is the Director and Regent Chancellor of the VUR Institute, a think tank involving some as-yet-unknown and slightly spooky manipulations of time and interdimensionality. In his spare time Somersault enjoys writing poems and fables. You can read his writings, as well as those of other VUR inhabitants, at Though he lives a wanderer's life, his hometown is a domed biome inside the water core of the moon Europa. You can follow his experiences adapting to the customs of the early 21st century on his Twitter @VURdirector and can email him at vurinstitute at gmail dot com.
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